Do you have shower facilities?

Yes of course I do, and I always have fresh towels. I will also have refreshments and if your lucky you might get a sweetie if I haven't scoffed them all!

What times are you available?

With at least three days notice I can see you Monday - Thursday between the hours of 11AM and 4:30PM.

Are you a qualified massuse?

I am indeed, I'm a Holistic Therapist.

Holistic health means that your psychological, physical and lifestyle is treated and assessed as a whole as it all contributes to your mental and physical wellness.

I practice various techniques of massage, including Aromatherapy and Indian head massage. Colonic Hydra therapy, Reflexology, Crystal healing Reki, and meditation.

I have also studied Anatomy and Physiology for the whole body amongst other things.

I am about to start a degree course in Acupuncture and Chinese Medicine.

Is it really you in the photo's

If I was going to cheat I would cheat with the likes of Charlize Theron.

So yes it's me, and no they haven't been photo shopped or touched up in any way.

Are you really English?

I am indeed. Although I wish I lived somewhere exotic!

Can I touch?

I do like you to remain passive throughout your massage.

You will benefit more from the massage if you just relax, let go and enjoy!

However there is still plenty of opportunity for you to gently touch my body when we get into the physical part of the experience.

And don't forget, I give you body to body, so you will feel my body in contact with yours most of the time! I must admit though guys, I don't like been grabbed, poked, prodded, squeezed hard and pulled around.

I will not respond well to this and neither of us will have a good time.

 I know it's very exciting and that you are very horny, but please remember I am a woman not an animal in a zoo.

I must be touched gently and treated with respect at all time at all times.

Age limits?

I would prefer to meet with Gentlemen over the age of 40 only please.

How do i make a booking?

Please click the "bookings" tab on my profile.

Can i have your number/call you?

I only take calls from people who have secured a booking. If you would like to make contact please use the AW email system or contact me via the email address on my website. The link is at the bottom of the page.

Do you offer penetration?

No sorry I don't offer this. All services i do like are included in my profile. I am more of a naughty Tantric massage sort of woman.

What oils do you use?

I use a base oil, which is usually grape seed or almond oil. Then I can add aromatherapy oil depending on whether you want it or not. The carrier oil is non scented.

Do you offer edging?

In a way yes, there is a lot of edging in the Lingam massage but it wont be like the typical edging sessions I have seen described on here.

Are you fully naked throughout massage?

I am fully naked during hour and longer appointments.

I have negative feed back, will you see me?

It depends. If you have 30 positive and 1 negative, depending what the negative was, it may not be a problem.

If like my last booking, you have 3 positive, 2 negative and 7 disputes, then the answer is no.

If you hide your feed back, I will not see you. If you have more than 2 alias then I wont see you.

Am I right for you? You right for me?

*I don't like to see men who are under the age of 40.

*If you are the hyperactive ADHD type, this is not the service for you as it requires a certain amount of stillness both physically and mentally.

I'm very grounded, laid back and calm and overly stimulated can't sit still or switch off types make me feel uneasy in this particular setting.

*If you don't like oil, it's not for you, I can try to accommodate with the use of talc or gel but it's really not the same and I'd feel dreadful if you weren't 100% happy.

*If you have feedback from Escorts who offer bareback, your not for me.

*If I notice you have been leaving derogatory or rude comments on other ladies pages, then you are not for me.

*If you are the kind of person who only washes once, twice or three times a week then it's unlikely I will give you oral, please take this into consideration.

*I am overweight - No problem.

*I have disabilities - No problem, drop me an email to discuss if you have specific requirements.

*If you have non-infectious skin conditions like eczema or psoriasis that's fine, so long you are not having a flare up.

*I am going through some health issues and may not be able to perform - We can work together so that you leave satisfied.

*I only want human touch, some TLC, to be spoilt and have someone to talk to, climax is just an added bonus - Your wish is my command.

*I am an older gent - My older gents are my favorite!

*If you are very obese, not the Doctors version of obese..

If you are very overweight I will struggle to give you a good Tantric/Lingam/Nuru massage purely because it is much much harder, please take this into consideration.

*If you like to go on "punts" refer to yourself as a "punter" frequent sites like punter net and such then we will most certainly clash.

I don't want to see these types of people. Ever. If you are the rude, crass type, we will not get along and you will be wasting your time and money.

Your profile says you are accessing from another country.

This is because of the browsers I use. I don't use Google to access adultwork for security and privacy reasons.

 Sadly I'm always in the UK unless I am lucky enough to be on holiday in which case I won't be logged in at all!

More of a polite request than a FAQ

Personal hygiene: OK so here's the thing, most people are not as fresh as they should be given the fact they are visiting a lady for sexual services.

A lot of you will wash your willy off but not your pubes, balls or bum.

It sounds crude and off putting but it is a reality us women have to suffer.

During our massage session I do a lot of body to body work, I get into all the nitty gritty parts. I sit directly over your bottom while I massage you, I give anal play, prostate massage, I massage your perineum, balls etc.. Catch my drift?

Please wash the entire area including under your foreskin with soap and water three times just for good measure.

I have shower facilities, fresh towels and toiletries. It is for your enjoyment just as mine, as I will not be going out of my way to pleasure you if your body odor is making me feel like I might pass out.

No amount of spray on deodorant or aftershave is going to mask the smell of unwashed genitalia.

I'M not a squeamish person I have spent time working as a geriatric nurse, but some of you lot just take the biscuit.

For all of you who think I moan to much, (yes I've seen all your sneaky little bitching sessions on forums you cowardly worms) most of what I say is in humor and it's just my getting my point across gently.

This IS a moan and it's understandable as I'm sure you would agree, and if you feel offended, put off or annoyed by my request for good hygiene then your the kind of person I don't want to spend time with anyway, so it all works out well.

Mwahz :-) p.s I really really hate aftershave and body spray.

Are you dominant

No. This is a Tantric service, nothing to do with domination or humiliation in any way.

I am pretty upfront on my profile with my likes and dislikes. A lot of it is said in humor to get my point across, but I am not at all dominant in person.

Do you leave/ need feedback.

I'm not a fan of the feedback rating system, although I understand that it is important to be able to see good "reviews".

I have over 50 at the moment and I feel that is more than enough to get an idea as to whether I'm genuine or not. As a rule I don't tend to leave feedback, if it's important to you though I will do so of course.

Do I want feedback? Not so much to be honest, unless you have to share your experience then of course it is also fine.

Is it Lingam or Lingham

Lingam massage is a massage of your Lingam which is your penis, all perfectly described on my profile.

I have been doing this for a while and since I started, I've noticed other Tantric masseuses started to offer their own variation.

However! They are all spelling it wrong, which would suggest they haven't a clue what a Lingam massage actually entails, do they even know what your Lingam is? Will you go along thinking your gonna get your jollies and actually end up getting a nipple massage or some other part of your anatomy poked and prodded by a fraudster who's just blagging their way through the whole service?

Who knows, I for one have no idea what a Lingham is, so be prepared for a surprise.

Am I pissed off that the Del boy's and Rodney's of AW are copying me?? Yes, your damn right I am, especially when they are doing it all wrong.

The cheek of it, the bloody scoundrels!

It is an absolute art form that I have practiced, finely tuned and perfected to suit each individual client so that it is always an original and unforgettable experience, that I know, no one can match !

Put it this way guys, if you go for a Lingham massage your not getting the real deal.

It's like Calvin Klein vs Galvin Cline or Chanel vs Channel, you know the fake bottles you can pick up at the pound store right? Well, fake, cheap copies are never worth it in the long run, you will probably just end up with some kind of weird rash, and not the mind blowing experience I promise to offer you! (I'm just trying to have a little fun with this

 Anyway, the actual Lingam massage is fantastic, and has my lovely male friends going mad over it.

Please don't go for a crappy sub standard massage from someone who has no idea what they are doing and has just added it to their profile to add another notch to their belt.

You will be wasting your time. Grrrrrr :-p

People who call me a girl

I am a woman and i fully embrace feminine powers . Look up the definition of girl, that most definitely is not me, i passed puberty many years ago.

I have to admit, it irritates me that women on this web site always get refferd to as "girls". Imagine calling a grown man in his 50's a boy, sounds odd, right?

Well, the same applies for us women. Just pointing something out. ;-)

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